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Rated R
Studio album by
ReleasedJune 6, 2000
RecordedDecember 1999–March 2000
StudioSound City Studios, Van Nuys, California
Genre
Length42:10
LabelInterscope
Producer
Queens of the Stone Age chronology
Queens of the Stone Age
(1998)
Rated R
(2000)
Songs for the Deaf
(2002)
Alternative covers
Cover of the LP release
Alternative cover
Singles from Rated R
  1. 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret'
    Released: August 7, 2000
  2. 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'
    Released: November 27, 2000
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Rated R (also known on vinyl as Rated X) is the second studio album by American rock band Queens of the Stone Age, released on June 6, 2000 by Interscope Records. It was the band's first album for the label, as well as their first to feature bassist Nick Oliveri and vocalist Mark Lanegan.

Rated R was a critical and commercial success and became the band's breakthrough album, peaking at number 54 in the UK and eventually being certified gold by the BPI. Two singles were released from the album: 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret' and 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer', with the former helping the band reach mainstream popularity.

  • 3Release
  • 7Commercial performance

Composition[edit]

The album's first track, featuring minimalist lyrics focusing on drugs.
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Rated R has been described as featuring stoner rock,[1][2][3]alternative rock,[4]hard rock,[5] and alternative metal.[6] The album contains numerous references to drugs and alcohol. This is particularly prominent on the opening track, 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer', which consists entirely of the repeated verse 'Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol' followed by a chorus of 'c-c-c-c-c-cocaine'. Though frontman Josh Homme has emphasized the fact there is no definitive endorsement or condemnation behind the lyrics, he has confirmed he came up with the lyrics stumbling through the desert at night after a New Year's party, trying to remember what exactly he had consumed that evening leaving him so intoxicated.[7]

Following the theme, 'Monsters in the Parasol', which originally appeared on the Desert Sessions album, Volume 4: Hard Walls and Little Trips, is about Homme's first experience on LSD, kicking in just as his friends' father and sister came home leading to a bad trip.[7]The song 'Better Living Through Chemistry' offers an opposing stance on prescription drugs, while Homme's favorite song from the album closer, 'I Think I Lost My Headache', is described as being about 'Paranoia.. when you think something strange is going on, and everyone around you is so adamant about telling you it's fine.. but then you start thinking 'Wouldn't that be exactly what you'd say if you didn't want me to know, and there is something going on?' And so it's kind of about that paranoid mentality which maybe I have sometimes.'[8]The song is also notable for its unconventional intro and outro in the 15/8 time signature, with the outro culminating in several minutes of an incessantly jarring and repetitive horn part, added to punish those who may have fallen asleep listening to the album.[7]

Rated R features the debut of bassist Nick Oliveri and guest vocalist Mark Lanegan, who both made vocal and songwriting contributions to the band. In addition to providing backing vocals for 'Auto Pilot', 'Leg of Lamb' and 'I Think I Lost My Headache', Lanegan sang lead vocals on 'In the Fade', a song about clarity following a comedown/sobriety, while Oliveri sang 'Tension Head', a re-recording of the song '13th Floor' off Oliveri's Mondo Generator's debut album Cocaine Rodeo, and 'Quick and to the Pointless', which follows the singers experiences on heroin and speed, and cocaine and meth, respectively. 'Quick and to the Pointless' drum, bass, guitar and vocal tracks were recorded simultaneously in just one take. Oliveri's vocal performance was originally intended to be a scratch vocal, but the band liked it so much that this original recording remained on the finished song including the two verses in Dutch.[9]

One of the few songs not involving drug use is the albums' lead single, 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret', which is a response by Homme to people who had lost his trust, particularly involving trysts.[7] Another one, the acoustic instrumental 'Lightning Song' was penned by touring keyboardist, second guitarist, and lap steel player Dave Catching.

Packaging[edit]

The 70s-era MPAA 'R' rating bumper features on the album's cover, along with the text 'RESTRICTED TO EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME'. The album's liner notes contain further warning messages for each song, in the style of the warning messages given to parents on video and DVD boxes: 'Auto Pilot', for example, contains 'Alcohol and Sleep Deprivation'.[10] The title and subtext was meant by the band as a jab at record label Interscope, whose persistence that the album's themes would be too controversial and would warrant a parental advisory sticker circumvented the issue and allowed the band to sell the album without one.[7]

Release[edit]

Rated R was released by Interscope Records on June 6, 2000. A UK-only special edition of the album included a bonus disc, titled Rated U, which was also separately issued as the 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer' single. Along with 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer' and its video, it featured three newly recorded songs.

2010 re-issue[edit]

In an interview with NME, Josh Homme revealed plans of a re-issue of Rated R which would feature B-side recordings and live performance from Reading Festival.[11] It was released on August 3, 2010.[12]

Added to the original album is a second disc with six B-sides and the band's summer 2000 Reading Festival concert—featuring nine previously unreleased songs, including live versions of Rated R's 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer', 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret', 'Better Living Through Chemistry' and 'Quick and to the Pointless'.

The B-sides are 'Ode to Clarissa', 'You're So Vague', covers of Romeo Void's 'Never Say Never' and The Kinks' 'Who'll Be the Next in Line', a live version of the album's 'Monsters in the Parasol', a song originally from Josh Homme's side project, The Desert Sessions, and a re-recording of 'Born to Hula', an early song from Kyuss/Queens of the Stone Age EP. The other Reading Festival tracks are concert takes on 'Ode to Clarissa', three songs from the band's debut album ('Regular John', 'Avon' and 'You Can't Quit Me, Baby'), and 'You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire', another track originally by The Desert Sessions, which was also present on their third album, Songs for the Deaf.

Critical reception[edit]

Professional ratings
Review scores
SourceRating
AllMusic[13]
Entertainment WeeklyC+[14]
The Guardian[15]
Mojo[16]
NME9/10[17]
Pitchfork8.6/10[18]
Q[19]
Rolling Stone[20]
Spin[21]
Uncut[22]

Rated R was critically acclaimed, with many critics and fans citing it as their best album to date. Steve Huey from AllMusic said 'R is mellower, trippier, and more arranged than its predecessor, making its point through warm fuzz-guitar tones, ethereal harmonies, vibraphones, horns, and even the odd steel drum. That might alienate listeners who have come to expect a crunchier guitar attack, but even though it's not really aggro, R is still far heavier than the garage punk and grunge that inform much of the record. It's still got the vaunted Arizona-desert vibes of Kyuss, but it evokes a more relaxed, spacious, twilight feel, as opposed to a high-noon meltdown. Mark Lanegan and Barrett Martin of the Screaming Trees both appear on multiple tracks, and their band's psychedelic grunge - in its warmer, less noisy moments - is actually not a bad point of comparison.'[23]

Rhapsody called it the best rock album of the decade on its 'Rock’s Best Albums of the Decade' list.[24]

Rolling Stone named it the 82nd best album of the decade.

Track listing[edit]

All tracks written by Joshua Homme and Nick Oliveri, except where noted. Lead vocals by Homme, except where noted.

No.TitleWriter(s)Lead vocalsLength
1.'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'2:43
2.'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret'3:36
3.'Leg of Lamb'2:48
4.'Auto Pilot'Nick Oliveri4:01
5.'Better Living Through Chemistry'5:49
6.'Monsters in the Parasol'Homme, Mario Lalli3:27
7.'Quick and to the Pointless'Nick Oliveri1:42
8.'In the Fade' (Includes a reprise of the first track 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer')Homme, Mark LaneganMark Lanegan4:25
9.'Tension Head'Nick Oliveri2:52
10.'Lightning Song'Dave Catching(Instrumental)2:07
11.'I Think I Lost My Headache'8:40
Total length:42:10
Japanese version/Rated X/limited LP version bonus track
No.TitleLength
12.'Ode to Clarissa'2:40
UK special edition (Disc two) Rated U
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1.'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'2:43
2.'Never Say Never' (Romeo Void cover)Benjamin Bossi, Debora Iyall, Frank Zincavage, Larry Carter, Pete Woods4:22
3.'You're So Vague' (name is a play on Carly Simon's hit 'You're So Vain')3:40
4.'Who'll Be the Next in Line' (The Kinks cover)Davies2:29
5.'Feel Good Hit of the Summer' (CD-ROM video)2:43
Total length:15:57
Deluxe edition (Disc two)
No.TitleWriter(s)Lead vocalsLength
1.'Ode to Clarissa' (b-side of 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret')Nick Oliveri2:40
2.'You're So Vague' (b-side of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer')3:40
3.'Never Say Never' (b-side of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'; Romeo Void cover)Benjamin Bossi, Debora Iyall, Frank Zincavage, Larry Carter, Pete Woods4:22
4.'Who'll Be the Next in Line' (b-side of 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'; The Kinks cover)Ray DaviesNick Oliveri2:29
5.'Born to Hula' (b-side of 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret'; re-recorded 2000 version)Josh Homme5:53
6.'Monsters in the Parasol' (b-side of 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret'; live in Seattle)3:32
7.'Feel Good Hit of the Summer' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)2:59
8.'Regular John' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Josh Homme, Alfredo Hernández, John McBain5:12
9.'Avon' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Homme3:23
10.'Quick and to the Pointless' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Nick Oliveri2:34
11.'Better Living Through Chemistry' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)5:19
12.'Ode to Clarissa' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Nick Oliveri2:52
13.'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)3:33
14.'You Can't Quit Me, Baby' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Homme, Hernández10:37
15.'Millionaire' (live at the Reading Festival 2000)Nick Oliveri4:37
  • Most European editions separate 'In the Fade' and the 'Feel Good Hit of the Summer' reprise into two tracks, 3:51 and 0:34 in length. The track listing on the back cover remains the same as on the regular edition, which means that it does not match the actual track numbers from that point on.
  • In the liner notes, it states 'Better Living Through Chemistry' chorus inspired by Björk'; it borrows lyrics from the chorus on 'Crying' on her Debut album.[25]

Personnel[edit]

Queens of the Stone Age
  • Josh Homme – guitars (tracks 1 - 3, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11), lead vocals (tracks 1 - 3, 5, 6, 11), percussion (tracks 3, 8), lead guitar (tracks 4, 7), backing vocals (tracks 4, 8), drums (track 4), piano (track 10), producer, mixing, concept
  • Nick Oliveri – bass (tracks 1 - 3, 5 - 11), backing vocals (tracks 1, 2, 5, 6, 11), lead vocals (tracks 4, 7, 9), guitar (track 4), percussion (track 8), concept, art conception
Guest musicians


  • Dave Catching – electric piano (tracks 1, 2, 8), lap steel guitar (tracks 1, 11), guitar (tracks 6, 7), B3 (track 4), piano (track 5), 12-string guitar (track 10)
  • Nick Lucero – drums (tracks 2, 3, 5, 8, 11), percussion (tracks 3, 4)
  • Gene Trautmann – drums (tracks 1, 6, 7, 9)
  • Chris Goss – backing vocals (tracks 4, 5, 6), grand piano (track 1), percussion (track 1), noise piano (track 2), bass (track 4), producer
  • Mark Lanegan – backing vocals (tracks 4, 11), lead vocals (track 8)
  • Barrett Martin – vibes (tracks 2, 5), percussion (tracks 5, 10), steel drum (track 11)
  • Mike Johnson – backing vocals (track 3)
  • Peter Stahl – backing vocals (track 2)
  • Rob Halford – backing vocals (track 1)
  • Nick Eldorado – backing vocals (tracks 1, 7)
  • Wendy Rae Fowler (Wendy Ray Moan) – backing vocals (tracks 1, 7)
  • Scott Mayo – baritone sax (track 2), horns (track 11)
  • Fernando Pullum – flugal horn (track 7), horns (track 11)
  • Reggie Young – horns (track 11)
  • Brendon McNichol-guitar,lapsteel,keyboards


Technical personnel
  • Bradley Cook – engineer
  • Martin Schmelzle – engineer, sequencing, assembly
  • Trina Shoemaker – engineer, mixing
  • Dan Druff – guitar technician
  • Marek – noise (track 8), mixing
  • Robert Brunner – pre-production assistant
  • Francesca Restrepo – art direction

Commercial performance[edit]

Rated R was the band's breakout album in the UK. It peaked at number 54 there and was certified silver by the British Phonographic Industry in 2001 and later certified gold in 2013.[26] In the U.S., however, the album did not chart on the Billboard 200, instead peaking at number 16 on the Top Heatseekers album chart.[27]

Rated R included the hit single 'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret', which was released in the summer of 2000 and became arguably the band's most recognizable and popular song at its time of release. Not only did its music video receive mild airplay on music television, the song was featured in the Entourage episode 'I Love You Too' (from Season 2). It was also the only single from the album to get a chart position, reaching number 21 on the Mainstream Rock chart, number 36 on the Modern Rock chart and number 31 on the UK Singles Chart.[28][27]

Charts[edit]

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Chart (2000–02)Peak
position
Australia (ARIA)[29]56
German Albums (Offizielle Top 100)[30]72
Norwegian Albums (VG-lista)[31]35
Scottish Albums (OCC)[32]55
UK Albums (OCC)[33]54
US Heatseekers Albums (Billboard)[34]16
Chart (2010)Peak
position
French Albums (SNEP)[35]143
Irish Albums (IRMA)[36]89
US Top Tastemaker Albums (Billboard)[37]22

Singles[edit]

YearSingleChartPeakRef.
2000'The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret'US Mainstream Rock21[28]
US Modern Rock36
UK Singles Chart31
'Feel Good Hit of the Summer'US Modern Rock30

Certifications[edit]

RegionCertificationCertified units/Sales
Australia (ARIA)[38]Gold35,000^
United Kingdom (BPI)[26]Gold100,000^

*sales figures based on certification alone
^shipments figures based on certification alone

References[edit]

  1. ^Dome, Malcolm (October 16, 2016). '10 Essential Stoner Rock Albums'. Team Rock. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  2. ^Begrand, Adrian (September 11, 2002). 'Queens of the Stone Age: Songs for the Deaf'. PopMatters. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  3. ^'Rated R'. All Music. Retrieved 4 November 2014. The second Queens of the Stone Age album, Rated R (as in the movie rating; its title was changed from II at the last minute before release), makes its stoner rock affiliations clear right from the opening track.
  4. ^'Five Alt Rock Classics to Soundtrack Your Summer'. Alternative Nation. Archived from the original on 25 December 2015. Retrieved 29 August 2015.
  5. ^'Queens Of The Stone Age - Rated R - Review'. Stylus.
  6. ^https://web.archive.org/web/20161220165808/http://teamrock.com/feature/2016-12-14/the-10-essential-alt-metal-albums
  7. ^ abcdehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHwGfzTSJdo
  8. ^josh homme talking about i think i lost my headache - YouTube
  9. ^josh homme talking about quick and to the pointless - YouTube
  10. ^Liner notes
  11. ^Queens Of The Stone Age to reissue 'Rated R' album News NME.COM
  12. ^Amazon.com: Rated R - Deluxe Edition: Queens of the Stone Age: Music
  13. ^Huey, Steve. 'Rated R – Queens of the Stone Age'. AllMusic. Retrieved May 18, 2014.
  14. ^Sinclair, Tom (June 9, 2000). 'R'. Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved October 30, 2015.
  15. ^Sullivan, Caroline (August 18, 2000). 'Queens of the Stone Age: R (Interscope)'. The Guardian. London. Retrieved October 30, 2015.
  16. ^'Queens of the Stone Age: Rated R'. Mojo (202): 110. September 2010.
  17. ^Capper, Andy (June 3, 2000). 'Queens of the Stone Age – 'Rated R''. NME. Archived from the original on August 15, 2000. Retrieved October 30, 2015.
  18. ^Fennessey, Sean (August 6, 2010). 'Queens of Stone Age: Rated R [Deluxe Edition]'. Pitchfork. Retrieved October 30, 2015.
  19. ^'Queens of the Stone Age: Rated R'. Q (168): 111. September 2000.
  20. ^Ratliff, Ben (June 22, 2000). 'Queens of the Stone Age: Rated R'. Rolling Stone. Archived from the original on April 30, 2009. Retrieved January 25, 2012.
  21. ^Dolan, Jon (August 2006). 'How to Buy: Heavy Metal'. Spin. 22 (8): 78. Retrieved October 30, 2015.
  22. ^'Queens of the Stone Age: Rated R'. Uncut (41): 88. October 2000.
  23. ^'Allmusic - Rated R Review'. Allmusic. Retrieved 2008-06-24.
  24. ^'Rock’s Best Albums of the Decade'Archived 2009-11-08 at the Wayback Machine Retrieved 12 January 2010.
  25. ^(Bjork - Crying) 2:01
  26. ^ ab'British album certifications – Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R'. British Phonographic Industry. Retrieved December 6, 2017.Select albums in the Format field.Select Gold in the Certification field.Type Rated R in the 'Search BPI Awards' field and then press Enter.
  27. ^ abc'Artist Chart History - Queens of the Stone Age'. Billboard. Retrieved 2008-02-19.
  28. ^ ab'British Album/Single Chart'. Chart Stats. Archived from the original on 2012-05-30. Retrieved 2008-06-24.
  29. ^Kent, David (2006). Australian Chart Book 1993–2005. St Ives, N.S.W.: Australian Chart Book. ISBN0-646-45889-2.
  30. ^'Longplay-Chartverfolgung at Musicline' (in German). Musicline.de. Phononet GmbH. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  31. ^'Norwegiancharts.com – Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R'. Hung Medien. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  32. ^'Official Scottish Albums Chart Top 100'. Official Charts Company. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  33. ^'Official Albums Chart Top 100'. Official Charts Company. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  34. ^'Queens of the Stone Age Chart History (Heatseekers Albums)'. Billboard. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  35. ^'Lescharts.com – Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R'. Hung Medien. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  36. ^'Irish-charts.com – Discography Queens of the Stone Age'. Hung Medien. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  37. ^'Queens of the Stone Age Chart History (Top Tastemaker Albums)'. Billboard. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
  38. ^'ARIA Charts – Accreditations – 2003 Albums'. Australian Recording Industry Association. Retrieved December 6, 2017.
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